#2 Tocopherol Acetate

Carmex, Blistex, your favorite lip balm-we've all been victims. Why you ask? One substance is at the very core of this dangerous concoction and has played on our human weakness and left us vulnerable to the elements.

Tocopherol Acetate.

The molecular structure actually binds to your already dry, cracking lips creating an even drier surface which leaves you dissatisfied and empty inside. Unaware of this diabolical plot, you reapply and the painful process begins again.

Your small tube of chapstick is quickly gone and in your desperation you run to the nearest Dollar General and frantically buy another to get your cheap fix. The cycle continues until your entire monthly budget has been blown on a wet, waxy, and sometimes fruity (stay away from bubble gum and Dr. Pepper) lip/life destroyer.

Next thing you know you're tired, hungry, and all alone. You reach out for help in the only comfort you know-another tube of tocopherol acetate.

Might we suggest that we have all fallen prey to the evil advertising mongrels of Wall Street? "Lip Protectant?" "SPF 15?" We've been sucked into a mentality that says if we protect our lips from possible UVA and UVB rays (if those things even really exist) that the resulting lifestyle of Tocopherol Acetate addiction is actually worth healthy, luscious lips.

We think not. Find a "lip protectant" free from this harmful, family crippling chemical.

Our suggestion: Burt's Bees.

# 1 The Dangers of Flip Flops

With it being summer in East Texas, we thought our first official post should be something that hits close to home for our readers: The Dangers of Flip Flops.

While this footwear is often viewed as fun and easy... it is actually the number one cause of toe injuries during the months of May thru August*.

We're here to give you a few hints that can prevent such injuries. Good thing.

Before stepping out in your flippy floppies, it is important to check all weather reports. Heat, rain, and that sudden snow flurry can turn your day of fun into a day of horrifying hardships. In extreme Texas heat, the rubber from the flip flops can easily melt to the asphalt, leaving you with serious burns and no shoes. Those fashionable leather sandals that you love so much can easily be destroyed with a few rain drops, so be sure to make sure that El Nino has come and gone. Snow is an obvious no no.

You should take measures to examine all terrain you will encounter. Large rocks and pebbles can puncture the flip flop soles and seriously wound your feet. There is no cure for pebble foot.

The toe separator piece can easily come out of the sole... this has happened to all of us. This can cause you to not only become extremely embarrassed but also leave you with only one shoe: both of which are not good situations when you are walking around a theme park with your hands full of overpriced merchandise while your children are screaming for one more ride on the Titan.

On a side note, if you are trying to sneak up on someone to play a summer prank, flip flops make this near impossible. Your stealth skills are jeopardized by the "flip" and the "flop" leaving you to look like a fool at the hands of your poorly planned scheme.

So remember kids, think before you put on these shoes... or your flip could become a flop.

*statistic not entirely true

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After all the positive feedback we have received from our life lessons, we decided that a blog was basically a necessity-we have so many lessons to pass on!!

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A&E